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- What, you think Becca's going to be psyched that you brought a bottle of lube? "Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that lube for my pussy! I could never handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!" These girls are 18 years old. They aren't dried up old ladies, man. They're good to go!
- Are you insane?! Look at Jules's dating record, she dated Dan Remmeck who's had a six pack since like kindergarten. Jason Stone who looks like Zack Morris, and Matt Muer he's the sweetest guy! Have you ever stared into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
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- Yeah well. At least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
- I mean, just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and just like, wanted to see them. I mean, that's the world I one day want to live in.
- Yeah. That's perfect. Now you owe me six bucks, because I'm not going to get it, and it exploded.
- What, did you want me to dive into his spit?
- I am going to give you the best blow J ever. With my mouth.
- [Breaking up a party] I assume you all have guns and crack... Okay, everyone! Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!
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- Evan: It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
- Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
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- Evan: Right, I didn't realize that.
- Seth: Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
- Evan: No.
- Seth: [shakes his head] Not for me.
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- Seth: I joined this class because I thought I was going to be cooking with a partner. But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work.
- Teacher: I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth.
- Seth: I know, but look at Evan. Just look at him.
- Evan: [His partner is tying on his apron] Hey, don't keep me waiting much longer, Miroki, I'm getting impatient up here.
- Seth: I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke—no offense—it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit—and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food—no offense—and I just think that I don't need to cook Smartphone How Money To Using Quora In Earn India A nHZXHAUqO. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing.
- Teacher: All right, Jules' partner isn't here either, pair up with her, station four.
- Seth: Jules? Alright I'll give it another shot—give home-ec another shot.
- Fogell: Yo, guys! What's up?
- Evan: Fogell, where have you been, man?
- Seth: You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?
- Fogell: No, no, man. I got it. It is flawless. Check it!
- Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to... McLovin?
- Fogell: Yeah.
- Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
- Fogell: No, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
- Seth: And you landed on McLovin?
- Fogell: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.
- Seth: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
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- Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named "Muhammad"?
- Fogell: Have you actually ever met anyone named "McLovin"?
- Seth: No! That's why you picked a dumb fucking name!
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- Seth: Give me that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name. It just says "McLovin"!
- Evan: What?! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
- Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
- Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face! Every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. How many 21-year-olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?
- Evan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's-it's a fine ID. It'll-it's going to work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either going to think, "Here's another kid with a fake ID," or "Here's McLovin, a 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay? So what's it gonna be? North Kills 32 Korea Accident Traffic Chinese Tourists ztPzqr
- Fogell: [grinning] I am McLovin!
- Seth: No, you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made-up, dumb, motherfucking fairy tale name, you fuck!
- Gym Teacher: Seth, get off the field!
- Evan: Dude, get out of here. They're going to make me run laps again.
- Seth: Dude, just listen OK. Jules and her stupid fucking friend came up to me and they ask me to buy her alcohol. But not just her, for her whole party. You know what that means? By some divine miracle, we were paired up and she actually thought of me. Thought of me enough to decide that I was the guy she would trust with the whole funness of her party. She wants to fuck me, she wants my dick (Catches breath) in and around her mouth.
- Evan: Did you ever think that she's just using you to get her alcohol? She doesn't want your dick?
- Seth: Of course I thought that, that's the first thing that came to mind. But, she's got an older brother and she could've asked him but she asked me. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Seth, Momma's making a pubie salad and I need some Seth's Own dressing." She's D.T.F.—down to fuck, man. P and Vagi, she wants to fuck, man! Tonight is a night that fucking is an actual possibility.
- Evan: You just sound like an idiot, you're not gonna be able to sleep with her, man.
- Seth: No... dude, I don't want to talk a lot of shit, okay? But she's going to be at the party, and she's going to be drunk, and she likes me at least a little, enough to get with me. At the very least I'll make out with her,
- Seth: Two weeks hand job, one month blow job, whatever, whatever. And then, I make her my girlfriend. And I've got like two solid months of sex. By the time college rolls around I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. You wanna hear the best part? Becca! You do the same thing with her. When you guys are shit-faced at the party, you get with her. This is our last party as high school people. I fully ignored my hatred for Becca in coming up with this plan.
- Evan: I should buy Becca alcohol?
- Seth: Yeah, man, that will be pimp! That way you know she'll be drunk. You know when you hear girls saying like "Ahh, I was so shit-faced last night! I shouldn't have fucked that guy." We could be that mistake!
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- Evan: Do you want to get killed for liquor?
- Seth: No, but I would get killed for pussy. No questions asked!
- Officer Michaels: Yeah, McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
- Fogell: It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming."
- Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
- Officer Michaels: It is... awesome! I mean I've only had mine for like a few months, but I'll tell you, it's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
- Becca: I'm so wet right now.
- Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.
- Becca: You have such a smooth cock!
- Evan: Yours would be too... if you were a man.
- Jonah Hill - Seth
- Michael Cera - Evan
- Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell (a.k.a. "McLovin")
- Bill Hader - Officer Slater
- Seth Rogen - Officer Michaels
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- Martha MacIsaac - Becca
- Kevin Corrigan - Mark
- Joe Lo Truglio - Frankie